tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post116455832195297725..comments2023-10-28T09:56:58.641-05:00Comments on 123Valerie Strikes Again: You are Getting Very Sleepy. But Also Want to Study Efficiently. Bonus.123Valeriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03839690906902959275noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164726556757185232006-11-28T10:09:00.000-05:002006-11-28T10:09:00.000-05:00Well, Steven, at least you used someone else's goo...Well, Steven, at least you used someone else's <I>good</I> joke. Imitation is the best form of flattery, blah, blah, blah.<BR/><BR/>K, were you a trainer for the Bobcats? The good 'ole Bridge.<BR/><BR/>Hiya Emmie--good to see you again, kiddo. Always with the sound advice, too. <BR/><BR/>Scotty, all we need to do is set up a Web cam in your bedroom, then you'd get paid to sleep. It's surprisingly easy. I mean, I've heard ...123Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839690906902959275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164664621964708892006-11-27T16:57:00.000-05:002006-11-27T16:57:00.000-05:00I'd like to find a tape that pays me while I'm sle...I'd like to find a tape that pays me while I'm sleeping, or at least convinces me that I'm getting paid. That would be slick.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661721443634465873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164654647263561462006-11-27T14:10:00.000-05:002006-11-27T14:10:00.000-05:00Worked at a dry cleaners.For weight loss I suggest...Worked at a dry cleaners.<BR/><BR/>For weight loss I suggest the looming threat of wearing a tutu in public to melt away extra pounds.Emily Maplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10711700934258818531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164654456464383232006-11-27T14:07:00.000-05:002006-11-27T14:07:00.000-05:00I "worked" as an athletic trainer through high sch...I "worked" as an athletic trainer through high school. Worked in quote because I didn't get paid and I put in a LOT of hours. At least I spent the time with cute, athletic boys. <BR/><BR/>Actually, I'm still recovering from that but I do know how to wrap a groin. Good times.Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105680755485062414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164654066025400292006-11-27T14:01:00.000-05:002006-11-27T14:01:00.000-05:00My first job was a telephone solicitor at 1-800-CU...My first job was a telephone solicitor at 1-800-CUM-HARD.<BR/><BR/>Okay...that was someone elses joke...<BR/><BR/>I apologize. ;)<BR/><BR/>Steve~Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164652732577052762006-11-27T13:38:00.000-05:002006-11-27T13:38:00.000-05:00Where did you people get all of these cool high sh...Where did you people get all of these cool high shcool jobs--art museum tour guides, tech support? geez, I just smelled like salami.<BR/><BR/>On a related note, AW, I actually had a side job dealing with vaccumes. I gave a lot of Hoovers. Ha. No I didn't. That's a lie. I gave exactly one boy a blow job in high school. Has name was Sean. Adelka Ann was making out with someone on the couch next to me. It was not very good.<BR/><BR/>It took me several years to get back on the horse, or baloney pony if you will. Now I'm a champion. Really. I'm very good at it. But, I digress.<BR/><BR/>Actually, not really. That's a nice seqway for Gramps. I too am a big fan of sexercise. How'd your trip to Philly go? I waited and waited by the phone, but you never called. <BR/><BR/>And Johnny Bell Bottoms. I love me some *pron* Especially lesbian pron.123Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839690906902959275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164650826893763062006-11-27T13:07:00.000-05:002006-11-27T13:07:00.000-05:00pron therapy.just leave the tapes on low as you go...pron therapy.<BR/>just leave the tapes on low as you go to sleep then oggle at all the pron stars dancing in your bed.<BR/><BR/>naked.<BR/><BR/>:PJohnnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986335172701114597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164643140025532672006-11-27T10:59:00.000-05:002006-11-27T10:59:00.000-05:00My first job ever was a telephone solicitor (and n...My first job ever was a telephone solicitor (and no, it wasn't 1-800-CUM-HARD...that was University)<BR/>I sold Vaccum demonstrations...yup, lasted three days and then I left them a note saying I wasn't coming back and that they could keep their friggin lame job.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164623635577723782006-11-27T05:33:00.000-05:002006-11-27T05:33:00.000-05:00I prescribe the GrampaAcid plan for weight control...I prescribe the GrampaAcid plan for weight control. Granted, it's not the old "crystal meth for thinner living" plan, but it's even better.<BR/><BR/>It's the "sex five time a day" diet plan. Cumshots for cardio.<BR/><BR/>And it sure beats the hell outta jogging.Grampahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05226438372887264993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164623478082602542006-11-27T05:31:00.000-05:002006-11-27T05:31:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Grampahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05226438372887264993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164597783234608882006-11-26T22:23:00.000-05:002006-11-26T22:23:00.000-05:00I listen to buzzing sounds in headphones with my t...I listen to buzzing sounds in headphones with my therapist. I actually pay for this. She calls it EMDR. I call it being a sucker.<BR/><BR/>I was a tour guide in an art museum in college. Who knew that I'd just turn out to be unemployed?mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164590821562008852006-11-26T20:27:00.000-05:002006-11-26T20:27:00.000-05:00Thanks, you guys. I preferred the V cut, too. For ...Thanks, you guys. I preferred the V cut, too. For obvious moniker reasons, but whatever.<BR/><BR/>FC&F, I think your high school job merits a post over at <A HREF="http://lenae.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">your blog</A>, kiddo. While I was stuck slinging balogna, you were making with hot girls and fixing technical errors. Aw, hell no.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Jefe, Deliliah is a radio star--she's like a female Casey Kasum (sp?). Her theme song is "Deliliah ... Love someone tonight ... Oooohhh"<BR/><BR/>For the record, I scored a 98% on my Sandwich Artist test. yep. I'm an honor student.123Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839690906902959275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164586738656436692006-11-26T19:18:00.000-05:002006-11-26T19:18:00.000-05:00I always preferred my tuna subs with a V cut. Not ...I always preferred my tuna subs with a V cut. Not just anyone can do it properly, you know. It takes a real specialist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1164586518331491602006-11-26T19:15:00.000-05:002006-11-26T19:15:00.000-05:00Right away, I am starting in a hole, I don't know ...Right away, I am starting in a hole, I don't know who Delilah is, and I was too young to have a job in high school.<BR/><BR/>That said, there is a rock quarry out River Road. And when I need an attitude adjustment, I take an 8 pound sledge hammer and I go slaughter a few boulders. Lately, they tend to remain boulders, but they know I was pissed at them. I don't take any shit from boulders, you know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com