tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post5644278215344315851..comments2023-10-28T09:56:58.641-05:00Comments on 123Valerie Strikes Again: Kidding Around123Valeriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03839690906902959275noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-6784869356172232292008-10-05T18:11:00.000-05:002008-10-05T18:11:00.000-05:00I'm not. I suck at everything: parenthood, husban...I'm not. I suck at everything: parenthood, husbandry, friendship, employee-uh-ism... all of it.Effortlessly Averagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17489062294151051942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-86376966351644259742008-09-20T16:06:00.000-05:002008-09-20T16:06:00.000-05:00Well, despite all my issues, or maybe because of t...Well, despite all my issues, or maybe because of them, I am a great parent. You don't have to take my word for it, my kids tell me all the time. I will say however it was the hardest thing I've ever done and that's not just because the smell of puke makes me throw up too. It's got something to do with getting on an airplane on 9/11 of this year, tempting fate, and visiting my first grandchild, 3000 miles away. It's not the rearing, it's the letting go that's so difficult.Spellboundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509472793661588823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-52461445689587108772008-09-20T15:43:00.000-05:002008-09-20T15:43:00.000-05:00oh val, you're here! i bowed to my woveries in my...oh val, you're here! i bowed to my woveries in my very earliest 20s, but mine were raging psychoes. I'm glad I did though. I think you'd be a great, funny, quirky mommy.<BR/><BR/>I like the way you drew the line on boys who still live at home. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-29495515926516694982008-09-18T14:39:00.000-05:002008-09-18T14:39:00.000-05:00I've recently wondered, if I was a bored housewife...I've recently wondered, if I was a bored housewife, would I get it on with a hot mailman.. ?<BR/><BR/>I think the answer is yes.<BR/><BR/>:PJohnny DChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02700873669092912046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-65474244632528216662008-09-15T18:18:00.000-05:002008-09-15T18:18:00.000-05:00You'd be a kick-ass motherina, Valerina. I think m...You'd be a kick-ass motherina, Valerina. I think my best attribute as a mother would be my love of staying in my pjs all day. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-83362865439944474612008-09-15T13:55:00.000-05:002008-09-15T13:55:00.000-05:00You can adopt me; you're way better than my mom.You can adopt me; you're way better than my mom.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-20486292433528676462008-09-14T22:22:00.000-05:002008-09-14T22:22:00.000-05:00I'm a great step-parent and let's keep it at that....I'm a great step-parent and let's keep it at that.WendyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00985099019783464580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-29943500236858914582008-09-14T16:01:00.000-05:002008-09-14T16:01:00.000-05:00If I could be so vain as to think I am -or could b...If I could be so vain as to think I am -or could be- a breat parent when so many do what I do, I'd have to say it all comes down to one thing: <BR/><BR/>trying your level best to turn your children into better people than you yourself are.Effortlessly Averagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17489062294151051942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-90150243592045651242008-09-12T03:10:00.000-05:002008-09-12T03:10:00.000-05:00strange times when the people we've grown up with ...strange times when the people we've grown up with or became good friends with are having children and getting married. i simply cannot wrap my head around it, even grow accustomed to the fact that i will never see these people as one i can hang out with again on a casual level. this is because married life has them in a complete stranglehold from which they can never escape.<BR/><BR/>ah. anyway, i digress. i miss when i would get you to sing the pixies at where we used to work. when i think of you, i cannot shake the memory of where you took seven baths at melissa's house and we all slept together in the bed dubbed 'air force one.' .. but that was a long time ago. i never felt that i really got to know you, which is unfortunate. you seemed like one of those select few that would have made a damn.<BR/><BR/>oh well. i'm here if you want to talk to a young twentysomething about whatever it is you're into. yeah... the bar makes me far more verbose than i would like to be.<BR/><BR/>write me sometime.<BR/><BR/>yours,<BR/>tthomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00225480997590500829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-33864902714851385172008-09-11T22:02:00.000-05:002008-09-11T22:02:00.000-05:00If my nephew ever asked me that question in exactl...If my nephew ever asked me that question in exactly that context, I would say, "You know how Batman hides his identity behind a mask? I'm like a superhero hiding behind a mask of laziness and sloth."<BR/><BR/>If you want kids, try stealing unattended ones in the grocery store or from a public park. They're everywhere.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-54104641169770268762008-09-11T21:31:00.000-05:002008-09-11T21:31:00.000-05:00I would be a really, really bad parent. Not the ki...I would be a really, really bad parent. Not the kind you see on Cops... I'd be more like Homer Simpson. That's no way to bring up a kid.Del-Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10177208284239709601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-72933480913231258622008-09-11T21:09:00.000-05:002008-09-11T21:09:00.000-05:00K lost her first baby tooth on Tuesday and I didn'...K lost her first baby tooth on Tuesday and I didn't puke OR faint...<BR/><BR/>that is good parenting. ;)CamiKaoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15802013252571263847noreply@blogger.com