tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post5883454754200620345..comments2023-10-28T09:56:58.641-05:00Comments on 123Valerie Strikes Again: Be Healed123Valeriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03839690906902959275noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-42203892291005525482007-03-07T13:28:00.000-05:002007-03-07T13:28:00.000-05:00Hy Biscuits, with a belly button like that, I pray...Hy Biscuits, with a belly button like that, I pray that if we ever meet, I am waaaaay taller than you. I don't want to risk getting my head caught in there when we hug.<BR/><BR/>Kristin, I always fantacize that I'm going to meet a doctor husband. Or at least one of the cute guys who works in the cafeteria.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Dots, you say, FC&F? I wouldn't have thought that. <BR/><BR/>Senor, about 7 inches out, it's tied in a pretzel knot.<BR/><BR/>Lee Baby, nipples are useful. They could probably bring about world peace if we tried hard enough. Thank you for validating my flakiness. Last night, Matty did tell me that I should be an Astrological therapist, tho, so I think he's coming around.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-43034919668753176942007-03-06T22:20:00.000-05:002007-03-06T22:20:00.000-05:00I can't beleive this is even a question!! What th...I can't beleive this is even a question!! What the hell does anyone need with a bellybutton?!<BR/><BR/>Nipples now...nipples are very very useful.<BR/><BR/>Crystals are not flaky. They are hard.<BR/><BR/>I've never stolen anything from the doctor, cause I won't go. No matter what.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14915252268400469774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-21518144107551262262007-03-06T20:29:00.000-05:002007-03-06T20:29:00.000-05:00Valerie.I'm jealous. But does his fork off to the...Valerie.<BR/><BR/>I'm jealous. But does his fork off to the right about 4 inches out?Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11952435078452465044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-78349403069501570972007-03-06T20:21:00.000-05:002007-03-06T20:21:00.000-05:00I usually wear solids or polka dots....I've been a...I usually wear solids or polka dots....I've been accused of having Rabbititis (Bugs Bunny joke).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-2021638809588195432007-03-06T16:43:00.000-05:002007-03-06T16:43:00.000-05:00I love emergency rooms... I've spent so much time ...I love emergency rooms... I've spent so much time in them.Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105680755485062414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-71274072763986086322007-03-06T16:29:00.000-05:002007-03-06T16:29:00.000-05:00Boobs without nipples are just strange. If I had b...Boobs without nipples are just strange. If I had breast cancer I could never get the reconstruction-but-no-nipples thing so many of them do. *shudder*<BR/><BR/>Besides, my belly buttons is this huge cavernous thing and I could do without being afraid that one of my friends will fall into it and never be heard from again.hyacinths and biscuitshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02440004695442233835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-11809346909548049112007-03-06T15:57:00.000-05:002007-03-06T15:57:00.000-05:00Jam out with your clam out!!!! I love it!We regula...Jam out with your clam out!!!! I love it!<BR/>We regularly use the following phrases in our home:<BR/><BR/>bong out with your dong out<BR/>nap out with your crap out<BR/>sleep out with your beef out<BR/>bunk out with your junk out<BR/><BR/>And now I can add the clam one. Thank you!you'dneverguesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02812112848811341212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-60037051056403350942007-03-06T15:48:00.000-05:002007-03-06T15:48:00.000-05:00Senor, I've got nuttin' but love for handsome peop...Senor, I've got nuttin' but love for handsome people of all races. No worries--Matty and I just friends. No need to be jeluz, tho he does have a wicked huge cock.<BR/><BR/>I'm flaky as a croissant, Mist. And just as delectable. I think my life would be complete with one of those hammer thingies. Good find, lady.<BR/><BR/>Es Locura, "voodoo" and "Valerie" both begin with V. So do "vixen" and "vagina." Coincidence?<BR/><BR/>AW, french fries make me happy to be alive. So do you, my Candian friend.<BR/><BR/>Guess, if I knew I were going to get an orgasm at the end of a gyno's visit, I would go more often. Daily, even. <BR/><BR/>Hi Pookie Sixx! Glad to have you! I wonder when the word "cat" took on a sexual conotation. For that matter the word "pussy." (Ugh. You're new so might not know I hate that word.) The female genitalia is universally known as a beaver, a cat, a clam and a flower. What the hell? <BR/><BR/>Jam out with your clam out, I always say.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-78962693776129260742007-03-06T11:39:00.000-05:002007-03-06T11:39:00.000-05:00I once stole a gigantic vaginal swab from the hosp...I once stole a gigantic vaginal swab from the hospital. It looks like a 2 foot long Q-tip. I use it for a cat toy now.<BR/><BR/><BR/>by the way, found you through Mist1's blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-89921066836933240422007-03-06T10:21:00.000-05:002007-03-06T10:21:00.000-05:00senor is jealous. ;)senor is jealous. ;)M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-25728426987957891882007-03-06T09:46:00.000-05:002007-03-06T09:46:00.000-05:00Happy Birthday Theresa!Matt, walk it off, just wal...Happy Birthday Theresa!<BR/>Matt, walk it off, just walk it off. <BR/>I've never taken anything from a doctor's office. I once considered taking a speculum for the purposes of home gynecological exams, but decided against it.you'dneverguesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02812112848811341212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-76927377036090710262007-03-06T09:01:00.000-05:002007-03-06T09:01:00.000-05:00Poor poor Matt...too skinny to get bumped to the f...Poor poor Matt...too skinny to get bumped to the front of the line...good to know that if I require medical attention toute de suite, I needn't worry as my ass is sure to get noticed first. (Must stop the french fry madness)<BR/><BR/>And whining is absolutely just expressing yourself. I do it on a daily basis.Darehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16350031290930607288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-4853807720402434352007-03-06T05:22:00.000-05:002007-03-06T05:22:00.000-05:00arrgghhhh I deleted my own post, wtf!2nd try ...Fe...arrgghhhh I deleted my own post, wtf!<BR/>2nd try ...Feliz compleanos Theresa. Get well Matt. I take everything I can hide and carry from medical offices, I think my insurance covers it. I am building a new chicken coop with my latest box of tongue depressors. Crystals are akin to voodoo.EsLocurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17468915796310810954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-75409348462883463682007-03-06T05:19:00.000-05:002007-03-06T05:19:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.EsLocurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17468915796310810954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-82345596823809347722007-03-06T00:05:00.000-05:002007-03-06T00:05:00.000-05:001. Crystals are flaky.2. Get well Matty.3. I steal...1. Crystals are flaky.<BR/>2. Get well Matty.<BR/>3. I steal crap from the hospital and my doctor's office all the time. Every time I run low on cotton swabs I make an appointment. I also have one of those orange reflex testing hammers.mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-87630960069344980062007-03-05T23:12:00.000-05:002007-03-05T23:12:00.000-05:00Valerie,Don't hate me because I'm a handsome white...Valerie,<BR/><BR/>Don't hate me because I'm a handsome white male.<BR/><BR/>Can you get Matty to say "baby"? Once he says baby smack him in the forehead and he will be healed.<BR/><BR/>I just love a 3-berry blast smoothie with a cinnamon pretzel on my birthday and on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11952435078452465044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-1584113421077794052007-03-05T22:23:00.000-05:002007-03-05T22:23:00.000-05:00Mattress, those glasses are so dope that Whitney H...Mattress, those glasses are so dope that Whitney Houston would try to smoke 'em. Thanks for stopping by the Hagerstown community hospital! Hope you enjoyed your stay!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Your hair is worth every bit of that $100, K. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Lisa Lisa, that foot thing is more disturbing than I have words for. <BR/><BR/>FC&F, you KNOW I would. Matty and I spent a lot of timing looking at various scrubs. We liked the nurses who got creative with the teddy bears and the stars and stuff. What kind do you wear?123Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839690906902959275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-55246534426229448852007-03-05T22:07:00.000-05:002007-03-05T22:07:00.000-05:00Girl I take stuff home all the time from the hospi...Girl I take stuff home all the time from the hospital. Matter of fact today I snatched up some cool blue scrubs from the womens surgery dressing room! You wanna pair? I can hook u up!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-7361941293735213672007-03-05T21:41:00.000-05:002007-03-05T21:41:00.000-05:00So much to discuss.... a)I have been entertained f...So much to discuss.... <BR/><BR/>a)I have been entertained far more often by my bellybutton, so take my nipples.<BR/><BR/>b)I've never taken anything good from a dr.'s office. So instead, I'll tell you a story: When i went into surgery, they made <I>me</I> mark "NO" on the foot that wasn't getting cut open. You'd think they'd have written that down somewhere.<BR/><BR/>c)giving up a food group is tough. I'd give up dairy b/c i'm lactose intollerant. Don't touch the legumes. No peanut butter could kill me.<BR/><BR/>d) HAPPY BIRTHDAY THERESA!<BR/><BR/>e) Feel better, Matty. And remember, Vicodin is measured by the pill, not the handful.Average Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01557065825086377472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-24473434770956761642007-03-05T21:39:00.000-05:002007-03-05T21:39:00.000-05:00Gee sounds like you had quite the adventersme week...Gee sounds like you had quite the adventersme weekend. My adventures consisted of playing pool and looking at the puppies at Chaple Hill Mall. <BR/> Oh i always steal the gloves!!! Not at teh docor's office, but at the er. It saves my oh I don't know, .50 cents, when I dye my hair. What's funny is i used to steal gloves to gloves to save 5o cents, now i pay $100 to have someone dye my hair. I make the same amount of money. i make no sense!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-26689220281755000732007-03-05T21:27:00.000-05:002007-03-05T21:27:00.000-05:00Valerie, I pray that someday I'll be able to repay...Valerie, I pray that someday I'll be able to repay your kindness. Hopefully, something terrible will happen to you.<BR/><BR/>Well, y'all have a good one!M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-20744973825293463562007-03-05T21:26:00.000-05:002007-03-05T21:26:00.000-05:00Oh, Jesus. You're a good friend. I still owe you f...Oh, Jesus. You're a good friend. I still owe you for that.<BR/><BR/>Remember the Mist lookalike we saw? I hope her face freezes like that. I also appreciated the text from Barbara Jones: Y'all keep it real out there.<BR/><BR/>But I think my favorite part was when we were leaving and the nurse told me I could put my shirt back on. I didn't want to.M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.com