tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post6399991041528473676..comments2023-10-28T09:56:58.641-05:00Comments on 123Valerie Strikes Again: Coming to a Town Near You -- Provided You Live in Kentucky, Ohio or Pennsylvania123Valeriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03839690906902959275noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-67977533590470879142007-12-27T22:30:00.000-05:002007-12-27T22:30:00.000-05:00From the position or your right nipple you must ha...From the position or your right nipple you must have passed just below where we live. But I would have missed you bumper sticker anyway since we are visit CamiKaos. Hope your travels were safe.DaddyKaoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05848793163463286335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-90323566406201099422007-12-26T20:43:00.000-05:002007-12-26T20:43:00.000-05:00I haven't been around to read you in awhile, and n...I haven't been around to read you in awhile, and now I'm kicking myself as to why. I need more of you in my life.<BR/><BR/>Linguista<BR/>linguista.tumblr.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-41276486752559122602007-12-22T15:22:00.000-05:002007-12-22T15:22:00.000-05:00I always thought bumper stickers were a little red...I always thought bumper stickers were a little redneck...but that's cause I'm in the south and rebel flags, Milwaukee's Best, and Charlton Heston for President stickers reign.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-71508108433629303282007-12-22T08:34:00.000-05:002007-12-22T08:34:00.000-05:00Valerie,This post is really revealing of your inne...Valerie,<BR/><BR/>This post is really revealing of your inner-self. Don't get mad at me because I'm really hot but I think you're really struggling with whether to come out of the closet. I'm behind you girl.<BR/><BR/>I have key marks up and down my car just based on what my license plate says and of course the fact that the car says money. No need to antagonize people even more with bumper stickers.<BR/><BR/>Can you pick me up some synfuel while you're in Kentucky? Are you in Hazard?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-8697606688011131942007-12-21T23:24:00.000-05:002007-12-21T23:24:00.000-05:00I am safely arrived and enjoying KY. Let's hope th...I am safely arrived and enjoying KY. Let's hope that takes on multiple meanings. <BR/><BR/>Woodrow, I probably love you more. <BR/><BR/>Nina, have you considered wearing bumper stickers on your butt as a fashion statement? <BR/><BR/>Kristin, you are not lame. I have seen lame tattoos before. Happy holidays to you, too, darlin'.<BR/><BR/>PAD, you reminded me of my Ford Tempo that I pasted "Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Acts of Beauty" on. That got me out of several tickets, but your tobbasco story wins. <BR/><BR/>RRR, from now on, all of my bumper stickers will need to be approved by you. I know when to ask for help.<BR/><BR/>CRJ, thanks for the holiday wishes, dude, and if you do decide to go the glass route, please don't be like the twag who puts them up with Scotch flipping tape. I'd hate to have to kick you, mon friar.<BR/><BR/>Franki Baby, the Hummer sticker is hilarious, and yet so true. I don't even bother with the finger penis test for those twags. <BR/><BR/>CamiK, OF COURSE it does. That's rich. I love it!<BR/><BR/>UBH, that is a brilliant strategy. Brilliant. Also, that was a lot of capitol letter in a row: BMW GS ADV<BR/><BR/>Lorelai, you're so right! Ha--my breasts are, indeed, fair maidens. Love you, lady!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-52588547391233515572007-12-21T17:59:00.000-05:002007-12-21T17:59:00.000-05:00Thank you, hankerchief-waving boobs. We salute you...Thank you, hankerchief-waving boobs. We salute you.Lorelai236https://www.blogger.com/profile/07843508795513619233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-35299137178463949602007-12-21T17:05:00.000-05:002007-12-21T17:05:00.000-05:00my only bumper sticker says "EAT A LIME"my only bumper sticker says "EAT A LIME"CamiKaoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15802013252571263847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-4755522265588173462007-12-21T14:12:00.000-05:002007-12-21T14:12:00.000-05:00I got a couple but stuck em on the glass where i c...I got a couple but stuck em on the glass where i can razorblade them off. One says, "Nice Hummer, Sorry about your Penis". Another says, Coexist. And I can't freaking remember the others.<BR/><BR/>That was a hilarious post by the way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-88407174650045016112007-12-21T12:41:00.000-05:002007-12-21T12:41:00.000-05:00I don't have any either, but I HATE those honor st...I don't have any either, but I HATE those honor student stickers. I've been thinking about getting a couple, but I stick them on the glass...they're easier to remove then.<BR/><BR/>Although, my motorcycle helmets were covered in stickers...my favourite one said "don't ask to ride my bike, and I won't ask to ride your bitch."<BR/><BR/>I'm classy like that.<BR/><BR/>Have a great and safe trip!!country roadshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09783347506375221190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-9769496291009948552007-12-21T12:12:00.000-05:002007-12-21T12:12:00.000-05:00I lack the passion to actually have my own bumper ...I lack the passion to actually have my own bumper stickers. But I do like this one: <BR/>"You! Out of the gene pool!"<BR/><BR/>Since I've had the good sense not to breed, I feel qualified to make that decision for others as well.rcubedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00453823338305164262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-75736211855472005302007-12-21T11:41:00.000-05:002007-12-21T11:41:00.000-05:00I once got out of a ticket while driving incredibl...I once got out of a ticket while driving incredibly dangerously because years earlier, my father, in a hot-sauce-induced drunken fit, slapped an "I Heart Tobasco" bumper sticker on the car.<BR/><BR/>However, my friend spraypainted his car to be punk as hell, put stickers all over it, and spent his 20s getting pulled over every week.paperback readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05200353078639769169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-72120869022129669232007-12-21T09:25:00.000-05:002007-12-21T09:25:00.000-05:00I'm not a bumper sticker girl. No tattoos, either....I'm not a bumper sticker girl. No tattoos, either. I'm lame. I do, however, wish you the happiest of holidays!Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105680755485062414noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-18181533084379839722007-12-21T01:36:00.000-05:002007-12-21T01:36:00.000-05:00I don't have a car. But I used to date a guy we'l...I don't have a car. But I used to date a guy we'll all Foster, and the ONE thing we agreed on is that we'd never put a bumber sticker on the car that said "my kid is an honor student at Blah Blah middle school." We were snobs. <BR/><BR/>(I think he might have had the one about whirled peas).Ninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08506536350115105742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-57584894438382356622007-12-21T01:04:00.000-05:002007-12-21T01:04:00.000-05:00I aint got none. Sorry. I hope you'll still love...I aint got none. Sorry. I hope you'll still love me.Woodrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03467758362728287442noreply@blogger.com