tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post8430314427425186374..comments2023-10-28T09:56:58.641-05:00Comments on 123Valerie Strikes Again: Say Cheese or At Least Go Eat Some123Valeriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03839690906902959275noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-40956827910708196402006-12-13T21:08:00.000-05:002006-12-13T21:08:00.000-05:00I giggled so hard at the Desparate Housewives pict...I giggled so hard at the Desparate Housewives picture with J & M. That was a funny blog post. See you Saturday, V. ~ GAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-53665552317051777212006-12-13T01:24:00.000-05:002006-12-13T01:24:00.000-05:00Matt-ress, Mist has already won. Bow down to the q...Matt-ress, Mist has already won. Bow down to the queen. Now, go get the woman a damn sandwich. And wear a condom, because you're right.<br /><br />I just said this on my online women's group, the D.C. Sisterhood, but it's worth repeating: I may trust a man's heart entirely, but not his judgement.<br /><br />Cheating is not the worst offsense; bringing home a fatal disease is. <br /><br />AW, a ho is a useful implement. You keep working it, sister. Just wear a condom.123Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03839690906902959275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-30635939633277141492006-12-12T18:16:00.000-05:002006-12-12T18:16:00.000-05:00I once got this fortune:
"The use of prophylactic...I once got this fortune:<br /><br />"The use of prophylactics may prevent the spread of HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases."M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-25062246041948605342006-12-12T15:39:00.000-05:002006-12-12T15:39:00.000-05:00I've never gotten a bad dirty fortune. The Chinese...I've never gotten a bad dirty fortune. The Chinese soothsayers know that I am pure like the driven snow....perhaps that is driven 'ho? Not so sure.Darehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16350031290930607288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-55738339325608067432006-12-12T13:48:00.000-05:002006-12-12T13:48:00.000-05:00Mist1 isn't gonna win either... she keeps that up....Mist1 isn't gonna win either... she keeps <i>that</i> up.M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-56050214765840874602006-12-12T13:22:00.000-05:002006-12-12T13:22:00.000-05:00You want I should take down your lovely face, K? I...You want I should take down your lovely face, K? I didn't even think that you did it on purpose.<br /><br />In any case, I too, am having Blogger Beta issues--I usually just sign in with the "other" button and type in my info. Bitches. <br /><br />Funny thing is, I don't even remember the accompanying story to Scotty's gestures. Ew.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-3526355458663511622006-12-12T13:03:00.000-05:002006-12-12T13:03:00.000-05:00I do actually have pictures of myself; I just don'...I do actually have pictures of myself; I just don't post them. :)<br /><br />I think that I've still got a couple of the fortunes at home, sans cookies. I should find them, but as I recall, they weren't particularly dirty. Unlike the story my brother was telling to accompany that pic with his fingers in his mouth. Dirty. Uncomfortable. Funny. Unless you're our mom.<br /><br /><i>And wtf? This won't let me leave a comment because my Google account and my blogger account have the same username and different passwords. I don't <b>want</b> to link it to my Google account, buster. Work with me here!</i>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-64314022197158979492006-12-12T12:17:00.000-05:002006-12-12T12:17:00.000-05:00I want Matt to make me a sandwich too.I want Matt to make me a sandwich too.mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-38226923405813289342006-12-12T10:37:00.000-05:002006-12-12T10:37:00.000-05:00Yeah, Matty, I'm kind of a domineering bitch--it's...Yeah, Matty, I'm kind of a domineering bitch--it's my schtick. Now, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32897160.post-16781729935999740792006-12-12T09:53:00.000-05:002006-12-12T09:53:00.000-05:00This Six Things thing has certainly gotten around....This Six Things thing has certainly gotten around....<br /><br />Okay, I forgot my instructions. Always with the instructions. You're never going to win Time's 2006 Blogger of the Year, to be announced later on "Animal Mind."M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.com