123Valerie Strikes Again

Unprecedented Self-Indulgence.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Wanna Know How Squirrels Say "I Love You?"

Okay, I can accept that I have crossed over into a strange headspace today.

Finding I was wearing my pants inside out was the first clue, but I also thought it would be a good idea to write a Craig's List post for two McDonald's Monopoly pieces I got today. Because I am a Good Person who wants to give something back, I guess.

I'm going to go home and put on a hat made of tinfoil and try to communicate with the squirrels in my neighborhood.

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UPDATE

Amelia's e-mail about her 12-year-old son's McDonald's Monopoly collection made her the lucky recipient of the pieces proving, once again, that Craig's List is the glue that holds this universe together.

Has anyone seen the Craig's List movie? I think it's a brilliant concept, but then, I also thought the re-emergence of tube tops was something to celebrate, so my judgment may not count for much.

I forgot to include a contest yesterday, so in the Comments section, tell me if you have seen or would see the Craig's List movie. The person who gives me the most concrete argument wins any of my future McDonald's Monopoly pieces, which truthfully, I'm not likely to acquire anytime soon. So, as a default prize, you get my tinfoil hat from yesterday.

7 Comments:

  • At 3:32 PM , Blogger Flat Coke and Flies said...

    You are too kind.

    Let me know what the squirrls have to say, maybe they have discovered the key to me winning fantasy football this week.

     
  • At 5:12 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

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  • At 11:25 AM , Blogger Johnny said...

    squirrels like to bury their nuts!!!

    muhahaha

     
  • At 12:05 PM , Blogger Flat Coke and Flies said...

    Congrats to Amelia's son--advance your token to GO!

    Had to look up the Craigslist movie. Looks interesting ... especially "a transsexual offering erotic services to earn money to complete his sex-change operation in Thailand"

     
  • At 2:04 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I'm insanely curious about the deleted comments...

     
  • At 3:14 PM , Blogger 123Valerie said...

    They were ads for penis enlargers, and, frankly, I think my penis is as big as it needs to be.

     

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