123Valerie Strikes Again

Unprecedented Self-Indulgence.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Wow, 123Valerie, Your Ass Looks Great

So, my diet is working, apparently. Three kind, lovely, intuitive poeple I work with have already said, "You look great. Have you lost weight?"

Yes. Yes I have. 7 pounds. Thank you for noticing.

I was never fat, kids. I'm aware of that, but I have gone from trim to voluptuous to curvacious to Jesus Christ why don't any of my pants fit. I'm just trying to get back to trim.

I have given up sugar, for the most part, and am trying not to eat after 8:00. I had a bit of a setback at Sean P.K.'s with a little Coca-Cola and some midnight pretzels, but thanks to my new gym membership, I can jazzercise that away.

In the Comments section, tell me how great my ass looks, and for God's sake, keep those french fries away from me.


  • At 5:31 PM , Blogger mist1 said...

    Recently, I have taken a liking to my own a$$. I have forced several people to look at it and a handful to touch it. I just never knew how fun my a$$ could be.

    I have a secret weapon. This is the ultimate a$$ work-out ever. http://www.grandvideos.com/file/832-these-glutes-were-made-for-walking.html

    You may thank me later. By the way, your a$$ looks great.

  • At 6:26 PM , Anonymous Megan Jane said...

    Come to think of it...your ass did look pretty smokin the other night! Nice work, 123V!

  • At 8:33 PM , Blogger Flat Coke and Flies said...

    Well I have never had the pleasure of looking (kissing, licking, or spanking) at your ass...but I'm sure it's something very enjoyable. Way 2 go 7 lbs!

    Hunka Hunka Burning Love!!! Vegas here I come!!

  • At 11:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Are you SERIOUSLY reading Wifey right now?
    Dear god, that book gave me my first spontaneous orgasm.
    When she dreamed of doing the plumber on the floor...mmmkay.
    BTW - the ass? Niiiicce.

  • At 1:29 AM , Blogger 123Valerie said...

    Oh my goodness, I love you gals. Seriously. Schmeggie Jane, you know me--I don't hang out with ugly people. Nuff said, pretty lady.

    Mist, darling thank for the caboose-li-ment. That's the best I could do this time of night. That video looks horrendous. It's probably just what I need.

    AW, I love me some Judy Blume. I actually just finished it up and gave it to COHEN of all people. He saw it on my bedside table and was like, "Judy Blume. I read all of her books growing up."

    Yeah. He's gay.

    FC&F you are about to give ME my first spontaneous orgasm, chica. This whole "being in love with a great guy who worships you" thing is really working for you. And working for me if you're up for licking ANY part of me.

  • At 8:29 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    That's a fine looking ass to me, and you already know that I am into ass! I'm with flat coke and flies, true quality control comes with the licking, kissing and spanking. And maybe a bunch of other things as they present themselves.

  • At 12:45 PM , Anonymous Allison said...


    i know what you mean about keeping the french fries away...they are having a cookie exchange at work and you have to make a dozen for every person on the list...there are 17 people on this list, first off i don't have time to make 17 dozen cookies..secondly i DON"T WANT 17 DOZEN COOKIES!!! ahhh....scary sugar shock. no thanks. i'm not participating this year! so there!

  • At 1:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    HEY - you inspired me to do a whole post on Judy Blume!! Go check it out.

  • At 1:29 PM , Blogger 123Valerie said...

    Thanks, ya'll. You're Ass-tastic comments really perked me up today.

    Fabul-ass. Allison, you get an A+ for that one, honey. You know I love a good pun. I also love Big Pun, RIP.

    CEO, did you get lost on your way to the Executive washroom and swing by this place? Are you excited by Google's news? I bet you are, you dirty, dirty boy.


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