Wow, 123Valerie, Your Ass Looks Great
So, my diet is working, apparently. Three kind, lovely, intuitive poeple I work with have already said, "You look great. Have you lost weight?"
Yes. Yes I have. 7 pounds. Thank you for noticing.
I was never fat, kids. I'm aware of that, but I have gone from trim to voluptuous to curvacious to Jesus Christ why don't any of my pants fit. I'm just trying to get back to trim.
I have given up sugar, for the most part, and am trying not to eat after 8:00. I had a bit of a setback at Sean P.K.'s with a little Coca-Cola and some midnight pretzels, but thanks to my new gym membership, I can jazzercise that away.
In the Comments section, tell me how great my ass looks, and for God's sake, keep those french fries away from me.
Yes. Yes I have. 7 pounds. Thank you for noticing.
I was never fat, kids. I'm aware of that, but I have gone from trim to voluptuous to curvacious to Jesus Christ why don't any of my pants fit. I'm just trying to get back to trim.
I have given up sugar, for the most part, and am trying not to eat after 8:00. I had a bit of a setback at Sean P.K.'s with a little Coca-Cola and some midnight pretzels, but thanks to my new gym membership, I can jazzercise that away.
In the Comments section, tell me how great my ass looks, and for God's sake, keep those french fries away from me.
posted by 123Valerie @ Monday, November 20, 2006
7 Comments:
At 5:31 PM ,
mist1 said...
Recently, I have taken a liking to my own a$$. I have forced several people to look at it and a handful to touch it. I just never knew how fun my a$$ could be.
I have a secret weapon. This is the ultimate a$$ work-out ever. http://www.grandvideos.com/file/832-these-glutes-were-made-for-walking.html
You may thank me later. By the way, your a$$ looks great.
At 6:26 PM ,
Anonymous said...
Come to think of it...your ass did look pretty smokin the other night! Nice work, 123V!
At 1:29 AM ,
123Valerie said...
Oh my goodness, I love you gals. Seriously. Schmeggie Jane, you know me--I don't hang out with ugly people. Nuff said, pretty lady.
Mist, darling thank for the caboose-li-ment. That's the best I could do this time of night. That video looks horrendous. It's probably just what I need.
AW, I love me some Judy Blume. I actually just finished it up and gave it to COHEN of all people. He saw it on my bedside table and was like, "Judy Blume. I read all of her books growing up."
Yeah. He's gay.
FC&F you are about to give ME my first spontaneous orgasm, chica. This whole "being in love with a great guy who worships you" thing is really working for you. And working for me if you're up for licking ANY part of me.
At 8:29 AM ,
Anonymous said...
That's a fine looking ass to me, and you already know that I am into ass! I'm with flat coke and flies, true quality control comes with the licking, kissing and spanking. And maybe a bunch of other things as they present themselves.
At 12:45 PM ,
Anonymous said...
YOUR ASS LOOKS FABUL-ASS!!!!!
i know what you mean about keeping the french fries away...they are having a cookie exchange at work and you have to make a dozen for every person on the list...there are 17 people on this list, first off i don't have time to make 17 dozen cookies..secondly i DON"T WANT 17 DOZEN COOKIES!!! ahhh....scary sugar shock. no thanks. i'm not participating this year! so there!
At 1:00 PM ,
Anonymous said...
HEY - you inspired me to do a whole post on Judy Blume!! Go check it out.
At 1:29 PM ,
123Valerie said...
Thanks, ya'll. You're Ass-tastic comments really perked me up today.
Fabul-ass. Allison, you get an A+ for that one, honey. You know I love a good pun. I also love Big Pun, RIP.
CEO, did you get lost on your way to the Executive washroom and swing by this place? Are you excited by Google's news? I bet you are, you dirty, dirty boy.
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