123Valerie Strikes Again

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Well, Fuck

So, I was feeling all "go me" cause I got everyone up on the side, then Blogger pushed you down, called you all filthy whores and said you'd never amount to anything.

I hate Blogger. I'm too tired to fix it tonight, but you're all on there in some form or fashion, though I had to kick off a few folks we haven't heard from recently.

I'll get this squared away, my pretties.

And no, you're not filthy whores. Well, except maybe ... No, never mind. None of you are filthy whores.

14 Comments:

  • At 2:39 AM , Blogger Nosjunkie said...

    Ahh thanks hun!..... I think

     
  • At 9:39 AM , Blogger Matt said...

    I made the cut! Now fuck off.

     
  • At 12:38 PM , Anonymous 123V said...

    Sorry, Nos--not much love eminating from this post--I was a schwee bit frustrated. You're awesome, I promise.

    That's a fine how do you do, Matty.

     
  • At 1:38 PM , Blogger Attention Whore said...

    "you're not filthy whores. Well, except maybe ..."
    YOU WERE soooooo talking about me...weren't you?
    MWAH...you know it, you love it, you want it....

     
  • At 3:30 PM , Blogger Tom Bailey said...

    It makes me feel great being reminded that I am not a filthy whore. It reminds me of a russian way of saying that term... slotskee peetskeee? ... I am not sure on the spelling but I think that is how it is said... but it is a more brutal version of the same thing.

    I am now wondering if I should have shared that.

     
  • At 5:27 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I'll be as filthy as I damn well please.

    Now someone get me the nipple clamps.

    -grampz

     
  • At 6:25 PM , Blogger hyacinths and biscuits said...

    I'm not?

     
  • At 6:42 PM , Anonymous 123V said...

    Tommy, come deeper into the sharing cirlce, my dear. Do you need a hug?

    Atta boy, Gramps. With your little hottie 20-year-old, you'd better break out some tricks.

    I know, Hy Biscuits. I was disappointed, too. Believe me.

     
  • At 7:57 PM , Blogger Jason said...

    Blogger fucks with us just to test our fortitude. Stay strong.

     
  • At 9:41 PM , Blogger Flat Coke and Flies said...

    If we're not filthy whores, why kind of whores are we? Squeaky clean ones?

    I'm just being a smart ass... cause I feel like it tonight.

     
  • At 1:30 AM , Blogger James Burnett said...

    Woo hoo! I'm still here too. Thanks for not cutting me. And if you decide to take revenge on Blogger let me know. I owe the bastards. They need to start feeding the squirrels that run on the treadmill that powers this system.

     
  • At 2:40 AM , Anonymous 123V said...

    AW, my lovely, filthy honey, yes, I DO want it. Are you a psychic? Do you know Dionne?

    Thanks, Jas. It's tough, but I'm doing my crunches and kicking some abs, ya know? I'm ready for the revolution.

    FC&F--you are the loveliest whore that ever lived. Squeaky clean and smart and considerate and kind.

    James Burnett, I love nuts.

     
  • At 10:32 AM , Blogger Matt said...

    I would love to be privy to the morning gossip among the apes who run Blogger for Google. They probably have all sorts of excuses and justifications.

    Can't get to work on time 'cause traffic's bad. Can't find good child care. Hey, not my problem!

     
  • At 11:01 AM , Blogger Hey Pretty said...

    Filthy whore? We've never met and yet it's like you know me so well. Just kidding. Props to your write-up, sweets. To retain the mystery I won't yet divulge just what shade they are.

     

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