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Monday, March 12, 2007

The Sun Don't Shine on the Same Dog's Behind Every Day

Behind.

That is the word of the day. As in: I am so behind. I need a kick in the behind. I need something to get behind. Left behind. I would like someone to mount me from behind.

Behind.


I'm making a concerted effort to switch that to "Be Kind," but that doesn't really make any sense grammatically. Well, fuck it, it's just a nicer sentiment.

I'll be back in full force soon.

In the Comments section, tell me something good.

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14 Comments:

  • At 9:59 AM , Blogger Matt said...

    From Behind.

    Many women just can't bring theyselves to use the more popular colloquialism describing that position.

    Can you imagine Snoop "making love from behind?" Perish the thought.

     
  • At 10:42 AM , Anonymous Average Jane said...

    Something good... I'll one up you and tell you lots of good things.

    -You are amazing
    -And beautiful
    -And have great hair.
    -The weather is turning gorgeous
    -We can almost meet up after work for wine on my patio!
    -You are ridiculously talented and everyone who is worth a scrap knows it

    Much love!

    That's 3 good things.

     
  • At 10:43 AM , Blogger Lisa! said...

    Ok, my math is not a good thing.

    That was more like 6 good things. =) Can you really have too many?

     
  • At 11:14 AM , Blogger mist1 said...

    I always like it when people say that they are running a little behind. I can imagine them all suited up in a velvet-like jogging suit with a little behind on a leash struggling to keep up. I think the jogger and the behind should wear matching sneakers. That'd be cute.

    Cherry Coke Zero is good.

     
  • At 11:27 AM , Blogger Hey Pretty said...

    I have leftover curry for lunch.

    Other than that, I am feeling too cynical today to think of anything good. I dunno. Go bother Laura. I'm sure she has lots of good things to share.

     
  • At 11:49 AM , Blogger you'dneverguess said...

    Doggy style! There ya go Matt. Doggy style's great, one of my favs.
    I'm starting to get very tan, I spent all weekend outside in the sun.
    My brother and his roommate came up to visit yesterday. I was great to see him. I kept apologizing to his roommate for catching me on a drunk day.
    I love your red hair. I wish I had red hair, always have wished that.
    That's more than one thing, but there you go.

     
  • At 12:18 PM , Blogger Lee said...

    Yeah, doggy style's good...if I remember rightly.

    Also, my salt-n-vinegar potato chips and Diet Coke are really good.

     
  • At 3:06 PM , Blogger Kristin said...

    The sun is shining. We're almost one day closer to the weekend. You're fabulous. Good stuff, all 'round.

     
  • At 4:06 PM , Anonymous Kirstin said...

    I finally got to see the Joe's graffiti from when you were in town. I laughed my ass off when I saw my name up there. That is a good thing!! It would be a better thing if laughing really caused you to loose your ass becuase let me tell you I could stand to loose some!!! lol I ddin't get fired today like I thought I was going to, that's a good thing!! Oh and everything average jane said too!!!

     
  • At 5:29 PM , Blogger EsLocura said...

    Even when you are behind, you are better then most people who give head, I mean... who are ahead. plus you have fabulous red hair and I hear you are skilled with a blender. Oh, and that fishnet thing has me thinking.

     
  • At 7:20 PM , Blogger Starboard Tack said...

    Doggy style...

    It's been a while since I've done that -- don't really know why. Don't think my last girlfriend liked it. Need a new girlfriend.

     
  • At 9:15 PM , Blogger Flat Coke and Flies said...

    I've missed you girl. You wanna hear something good? I'm going to freakin Florida next month!!! You're invited BTW. Where shall I send your plane tix?

     
  • At 10:07 PM , Anonymous 123V said...

    I can, Matt. He's the type who would keep his hat on the whole time.

    Lisa Lisa, thanks much, doll. Thank YOU for briging back the "worth a scrap" phrase to my life!

    Little behind, Mist, gah--that's funny! Have you tried the Black Cherry Vanilla? mmmm.

    Miss Laura is a beacon of love and light. I usually feel cynical AFTER eating curry.

    Guess, honey, you TOO can have red hair. It's from a bottle, as are most good things in my life.


    Ohhhhh, Lee Baby, the salt n vinegar. OMG, I would have the babies of a salt and vinegar potato chip. I could make it happen.


    Kristin, and we're almost ready for cherry blossoms!

    Kirstin, I wish I was a Joe's with you, my dear.

    Es Locura, I'm ready for a career change. Would you deduct taxes?

    ST, there's a time and place for everything. I generally like to see who's behind me, thus mirrors are a very good thing.

    FC&F, I missed you, too, lady. Count me in. Megan Jane is headed to Florida soon, too!

     
  • At 2:05 PM , Blogger Winter said...

    Something good.. hmm..

    Okay today I didn't have to finish my Lucidyne report because the Yates guy hadn't completed his!

    Yay!

    P.S. I'm at work blogging, so just in case they follow up on what I've been doing all day they'll see the reason I've been blogging.

     

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