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Friday, June 08, 2007

The U.S. Relaxes Some Passport Rules for Regional Travel

A.J. is always telling me that he loves my non-sequiturs. He also loves when I play Boob Hat, but since I can't (and really shouldn't) play Boob Hat with all of ya'll, here are some sequiturs that are non. I love lamp.

I was cleaning my toilet this morning and bent over the bowl, I was surprised to find that it smelled like pee. And then I got surprised that I was surprised because if there's anything that's supposed to smell like pee, it's probably a toilet.

I made a bag of microwave popcorn in which there was not a single unpopped kernel. Not. A. Single. One. I was frightened.

At work, my buddy Jim recently told me that our network allowed us to listen to our co-workers' iTunes collections. This is probably not big news to you all, but as a slight techno-phobe, I was floored.

I have found that my musical tastes absolutely mirror our company's Vice President of Businessy Financial Stuff or Whatever (VP of BFSOW). I have fought against the "corporate" label (rather lazily, given my 87 pairs of pantyhose), but now I have to re-think that, if "corporate" means digging Josh Ritter, Ray Lamontagne and The Black Keys.



  • At 5:28 PM , Blogger Herr Krokodil said...


    Who on earth is the dude wearing the gay v-neck sweater and a 80's mustache? He must be IT.

  • At 4:11 AM , Blogger Akelamalu said...

    Is that the office nerd?

  • At 6:09 AM , Blogger Kristin said...

    We're not allowed to access other people's music but the IT guy has copied all of mine. Hmmmm....

  • At 7:48 PM , Blogger My Reflecting Pool said...

    IT guys get everything.

  • At 10:25 PM , Blogger mist1 said...

    I must know what brand that microwave popcorn was. Does it come in kettle corn?

  • At 12:16 PM , Blogger Lee said...

    Can they get into everyone's office porn too? Yikes!

  • At 2:10 PM , Blogger Amber Dalton said...

    Val - seriously. How can you tease us with a nugget like "boob hat" and not go into detail? I didn't process anything else you wrote I was so busy looking for more references to this fascinating sport.

    I'm glad things are going well with Herr Adorable.


  • At 12:27 PM , Blogger Stacy said...

    I love lamp?
    Did this post have an ending or was the beginning a walk in the park with elephants in yellow raincoats?

  • At 11:42 AM , Blogger Johnny DC said...

    pee is hot.

    and by hot I mean as warm as your body, lol!

    why do you think snow steams when ya pee on it??


  • At 8:26 AM , Blogger Matt said...

    Ha, ha, what a douche?

    Hey douche, I'm having a problem with my computer! Perhaps you could come fix it?

    (That's the best I've got right now for "Douche.")

  • At 7:12 PM , Blogger Kay said...

    Boob hat? Now there's a game I've never played before. Sounds like fun, though!

  • At 9:09 PM , Blogger Starboard Tack said...

    Yeah, what is Boob Hat???


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