The U.S. Relaxes Some Passport Rules for Regional Travel
A.J. is always telling me that he loves my non-sequiturs. He also loves when I play Boob Hat, but since I can't (and really shouldn't) play Boob Hat with all of ya'll, here are some sequiturs that are non. I love lamp.
I was cleaning my toilet this morning and bent over the bowl, I was surprised to find that it smelled like pee. And then I got surprised that I was surprised because if there's anything that's supposed to smell like pee, it's probably a toilet.
I made a bag of microwave popcorn in which there was not a single unpopped kernel. Not. A. Single. One. I was frightened.
At work, my buddy Jim recently told me that our network allowed us to listen to our co-workers' iTunes collections. This is probably not big news to you all, but as a slight techno-phobe, I was floored.
I have found that my musical tastes absolutely mirror our company's Vice President of Businessy Financial Stuff or Whatever (VP of BFSOW). I have fought against the "corporate" label (rather lazily, given my 87 pairs of pantyhose), but now I have to re-think that, if "corporate" means digging Josh Ritter, Ray Lamontagne and The Black Keys.
I was cleaning my toilet this morning and bent over the bowl, I was surprised to find that it smelled like pee. And then I got surprised that I was surprised because if there's anything that's supposed to smell like pee, it's probably a toilet.
I made a bag of microwave popcorn in which there was not a single unpopped kernel. Not. A. Single. One. I was frightened.
At work, my buddy Jim recently told me that our network allowed us to listen to our co-workers' iTunes collections. This is probably not big news to you all, but as a slight techno-phobe, I was floored.
I have found that my musical tastes absolutely mirror our company's Vice President of Businessy Financial Stuff or Whatever (VP of BFSOW). I have fought against the "corporate" label (rather lazily, given my 87 pairs of pantyhose), but now I have to re-think that, if "corporate" means digging Josh Ritter, Ray Lamontagne and The Black Keys.
12 Comments:
At 5:28 PM , Herr Krokodil said...
Valerie,
Who on earth is the dude wearing the gay v-neck sweater and a 80's mustache? He must be IT.
At 4:11 AM , Akelamalu said...
Is that the office nerd?
At 6:09 AM , Kristin said...
We're not allowed to access other people's music but the IT guy has copied all of mine. Hmmmm....
At 7:48 PM , Anonymous said...
IT guys get everything.
At 10:25 PM , mist1 said...
I must know what brand that microwave popcorn was. Does it come in kettle corn?
At 12:16 PM , Lee said...
Can they get into everyone's office porn too? Yikes!
At 2:10 PM , Some Goofy Woman said...
Val - seriously. How can you tease us with a nugget like "boob hat" and not go into detail? I didn't process anything else you wrote I was so busy looking for more references to this fascinating sport.
I'm glad things are going well with Herr Adorable.
-AD
At 12:27 PM , Alijah Fitt said...
I love lamp?
Did this post have an ending or was the beginning a walk in the park with elephants in yellow raincoats?
At 11:42 AM , Unknown said...
pee is hot.
and by hot I mean as warm as your body, lol!
why do you think snow steams when ya pee on it??
:P
At 8:26 AM , M@ said...
Ha, ha, what a douche?
Hey douche, I'm having a problem with my computer! Perhaps you could come fix it?
(That's the best I've got right now for "Douche.")
At 7:12 PM , Kay said...
Boob hat? Now there's a game I've never played before. Sounds like fun, though!
At 9:09 PM , Starboard Tack said...
Yeah, what is Boob Hat???
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