Best Laid Plans

My pretties, I am feeling sooooooo much better--partly because of your sweet words and partly due to the amazing (A-May-Zing!) sex I had last night and, um, this morning--with a funny, intelligent, considerate, generously-endowed, making-my-knees weak-just-thinking-about-it scrumptious man.

The road to hell may be paved with good intentions, but the path to happiness involves a lot of rolls in the hay on the side of the road. Sometimes, what we expect to happen and what actually does are two very different, wonderful, multi-orgasmic things.

So, in the Comments section, tell me: how was your weekend?