123Valerie Strikes Again

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Sunday, January 28, 2007

Best Laid Plans

My pretties, I am feeling sooooooo much better--partly because of your sweet words and partly due to the amazing (A-May-Zing!) sex I had last night and, um, this morning--with a funny, intelligent, considerate, generously-endowed, making-my-knees weak-just-thinking-about-it scrumptious man.

The road to hell may be paved with good intentions, but the path to happiness involves a lot of rolls in the hay on the side of the road. Sometimes, what we expect to happen and what actually does are two very different, wonderful, multi-orgasmic things.

So, in the Comments section, tell me: how was your weekend?

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16 Comments:

  • At 7:24 PM , Blogger Kristin said...

    Not as good as yours, I can tell you that, but I did have a good one. Glad to hear that you're feeling better!

     
  • At 9:41 PM , Blogger Jason said...

    Definitely not that good.

     
  • At 10:31 PM , Blogger Starboard Tack said...

    My weeked was clearly not as good as your weekend ... apparently, it wasn't even close (certainly not multi-orgasmic).

     
  • At 10:41 PM , Blogger nolongermrsborell said...

    I am go glad you are feeling better!! You are so right, sex is an amazing distraction. It worked for me this weekend!!!!

     
  • At 11:12 PM , Anonymous April said...

    I'll have to second the "not as good as yours" comment. Glad someone's gettn' some!!! ;)

     
  • At 11:17 PM , Blogger Flat Coke and Flies said...

    All I can say is I'm glad we've got so much in common.

    Sex & laughter can be the best medicine!!

     
  • At 9:33 AM , Blogger mist1 said...

    I had a sex-free weekend. Unless, you count the time that I took myself to bed.

     
  • At 10:12 AM , Blogger Hey Pretty said...

    Totally not as good as yours, although I think I may have inadvertantly planted the seed for a very juicy false rumor about myself, which I plan to exploit just for kicks. And I went shopping and got drunk.

     
  • At 12:38 PM , Anonymous 123V said...

    Thanks, K. I am, indeed, feeling much better.

    Bummer for you, Jason.

    ST, I usually aim for at least one orgasm a weekend--it makes Monday so much easier to bear.

    Kirst, I'm so glad you found something to keep you busy.


    Hello Ms. April! So am I, so am I.

    Would you like to play Doctor, FC&F, and we explore that medicine a little more?

    I'll definitely count that, Mist. I'm all for helping yourself out.

    Nothing wrong with a little self-PR, HP. I've been known to write some naughty things about myself in bathroom walls, so I ain't gonna judge.

     
  • At 3:03 PM , Blogger Matt said...

    I noticed the label there. Props to the Ryan Seacrest. He just doesn't get enough credit.....

     
  • At 6:34 PM , Anonymous 123V said...

    Kind of like you, Matty.

     
  • At 11:20 PM , Blogger James Burnett said...

    Yeah, I don't think my weekend was anywhere near as good as yours either. We did a "successful" antique fair, and I cleaned my koi pond, drank lots of beer, and worked on my book.

     
  • At 11:50 PM , Blogger 123Valerie said...

    I don't know, James Burnett, that sounds pretty good, too. Especially cleaning the koi pond--that's scandalous.

     
  • At 6:41 PM , Anonymous Roonie said...

    Nowhere near as good as yours. Thus, it involved no sex. Phooey.

     
  • At 1:03 AM , Blogger Kevin said...

    Yeah. No sex here either. ::sigh::

     
  • At 11:26 PM , Anonymous 123V said...

    Roonie and Kev, my deepest sympathies, 'cause it was gooooooooood, yo.

     

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