Boldly Going Where Most of Ya'll Went Several Years Ago

This is going to get ugly, my pretties.

I finally broke down and got a digital camera. It's 2004, for crying out loud. Time to get with it.

Wait? It's 2007 already? When did that happen? Oh, man. So, are you telling me that Sugar Ray isn't cool anymore? Damn.

Well, nothing helps me get over disappointment better than a bubble bath. And a beer.

See my second toe on my right foot? It's a little bit crookedy because, when I was 12, I kicked Jonathan Davis in the shin for calling me a bitch. Not the singer from Korn. That would be a good story. No, just a neighbor kid.

See, without this new fangled technology, I would never think to tell ya'll about that. You kids are in for a treat if I ever start popping out chil'rens.

In the Comments section, tell me about something that you just bought. I also bought a brand new microphone and some recording gear, but one thing at a time. I'm going to make some meatballs.