123Valerie Strikes Again

Unprecedented Self-Indulgence.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Boldly Going Where Most of Ya'll Went Several Years Ago

This is going to get ugly, my pretties.

I finally broke down and got a digital camera. It's 2004, for crying out loud. Time to get with it.

Wait? It's 2007 already? When did that happen? Oh, man. So, are you telling me that Sugar Ray isn't cool anymore? Damn.

Well, nothing helps me get over disappointment better than a bubble bath. And a beer.

See my second toe on my right foot? It's a little bit crookedy because, when I was 12, I kicked Jonathan Davis in the shin for calling me a bitch. Not the singer from Korn. That would be a good story. No, just a neighbor kid.

See, without this new fangled technology, I would never think to tell ya'll about that. You kids are in for a treat if I ever start popping out chil'rens.

In the Comments section, tell me about something that you just bought. I also bought a brand new microphone and some recording gear, but one thing at a time. I'm going to make some meatballs.



  • At 10:33 PM , Blogger hyacinths and biscuits said...

    I haven't bought anything lately. I was planning on spending my tax returns on a newfangled digital camera, but that plan ended up being tossed in favor of not working during a stressful week and using the money to buy something like...food.

    Tomorrow I'm selling my textbooks back before I even have my finals to pay for gas so I can drive 100 miles to see my boyfriend's band of questionable talent sing at some bar. Wheeee!

  • At 11:24 PM , Blogger mist1 said...

    I think I am deeply in like with you. Look at how large that bottle of Redken is.

    I'm an Aveda girl myself, but sometimes, I switch it up.

  • At 11:25 PM , Blogger mist1 said...

    Oh, and I just bought a condo. I am sick to my stomach.

  • At 4:35 AM , Blogger EsLocura said...

    Those are damn good looking toes(despite the crooked one) I bought cold medicine, lot's of it, several kinds, because I was delirious from the fever.

  • At 6:09 AM , Blogger Kristin said...

    Jonathan Davis? The Jonathan Davis I know? I saw him a few years ago, at a bar. He grew up hot. Who knew?

  • At 9:31 AM , Blogger Hey Pretty said...

    I don't think Sugar Ray was cool in 2004 either.

    I recently bought groceries. Whole wheat pasta, brocoli, cream fraish, lentil soup, yogurt, cheese, lettuce, hummus, carrots, grape tomatoes, 2 lean cuisine dinners. Thrilling, I know.

  • At 10:32 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Nice toes! I can't wait to get my pedicure this week!

    What have I bought recently? Well, I bought a stroller/car seat combo and a onesie with Bob Marley on it that says Little Wailer :) HEHEHEHEHHEHE!

  • At 1:29 PM , Anonymous 123V said...

    Mmm, food. I lurve food, Hy Biscuits. Now I can take pictures of my food, so that's pretty cool. Woo hoo for boyfriends in bands.

    What? A new home!?! That means housewarming parties and bottles of wine. Speaking of, people tend to like me for my large jugs, Mist. I love Aveda products. I'm known to switch it up sometimess, too. Wait, I'm think of switch hitting,.

    Oh, Es Locura, that's no fun. Were you sipping on some syzurp?

    Kristin, the one and only. Or, not the only and only, but yes--Him. He grew up hot? That's so weird.

    Touche, Kate. I bought hummus today! Actually baba ganoush mixed with hummus. Mmmm.

    Pookie Pants, that is so cute it makes me want to barf. Little Wailer. What will they think of next?

  • At 4:20 PM , Anonymous Kirstin said...

    Your toes make me jealous. I would love to have a pedicure, but they are out for a while since I just bought a new car.. I really do not know what I was thinking! My mom bought one too. I am pretty sure they saw us coming and thought"bingo, two suckers ust walked throught the door." But we both have cute cars now. well I do hers is ugly, but whatever!!

  • At 6:03 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I just bought a couple of tickets for a cruise in July...and Bat just bought a scarf.

  • At 8:00 PM , Blogger Senor Caiman said...


    One sure fire way to get a girl to have sex with you is to rub her feet.

    Try it at your next candle party.

  • At 10:41 PM , Blogger Winter said...

    Take more pictures.

    Even if they are of your toes.

  • At 1:28 AM , Blogger 123Valerie said...

    K! Forget my icky waitress feet! You got a new car! Yay!

    FC&F, something is wrong with that picture. That's why I lurve ya'll.

    Preaching to the choir, Senor. I've had sex with more women than you've thought about. ... That's a lie. I'm not even sure I've thought about as many women as you've had sex with.

    Winter, honey, you sound kind of like that guy who started Girls Gone Wild. I'm a little ashamed that I can't make the self timer work. Or the flash. Or, um, the discard button.

  • At 9:13 AM , Blogger Winter said...

    Man oh man I wish I thought of Girls Gone Wild first.

    Of course I would go to hell, but I would be rich.

  • At 9:50 AM , Blogger Akelamalu said...

    I found you via Mist1's blog.

    I can see why she visits!

    Something I bought recently - clothes, shoes and a handbag! Hubby bought some digital scales for the kitchen, I hope he doesn't expect me to use them!


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