123Valerie Strikes Again

Unprecedented Self-Indulgence.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

I am in Conneticut, and I llove the World

Fair warning: I am drunk. And a dog is snoring next ot me.

So, I made my way to Connecticut today to spend the Christmas with my Adelka Ann. Adelka picked me up from LaGauardia and we had some suchi and and some sake and that was good.

Then we went to a holiday party her theatre company had, and that was very good. Adelka Ann was dancing, which I loved. And a yooung Leo Boy Childe was dancing all Justin Timberlake and giving me the eyeballs and then a beatious lass Named JAn was dancing and giving me more eyeballs.

It has come to my attention that NeW York boys and gals have a much finer appreciation for the wonder that is 123Valerie than the C.D. boys and gals. I got all sorts of looks and nods and dancing requests and "heys" and mmhmms.

These months in the D.C have been hard because I've known that it wasn't ME, and I have ample prroof that many other attractive, intelligent, funny, secure, women are suffering from a lack of quality dudes to choose from. But, it's always good to get objective evidence of that.

So, enought of that self rightoeous business.

Then we had more drinks someplace that had bocchi ball in the bar, and that was really, really good.

A girl named Carrie almost had me convinced to move to NY City, but goddamn there are a lot of buildings here, aren't there?

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Update: Ya'll, I was in the cups last night, yes I was. I left everything as is to keep me humble. This is what good liquor will do to a badass woman. Gird yourselves.

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