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Sunday, November 26, 2006

A Bit of A Cop Out

9 Comments:

  • At 1:22 AM , Blogger Flat Coke and Flies said...

    I am glad to have you back sweet britches!!

    No don't call Anthony back. He sounds like a bowl of fruit-loops with no milk.

    Still love your voice--Mr. Wonderful even lost his computer game while I was listening 2 u--broke his concentration I believe.

    Thanksgiving in Vegas!!

     
  • At 1:39 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Us hot girls stay home on Saturday nights because Fridays night did us in...way hungover and tired. (Will post about it tomorrow)
    Glad you are back. Hope you are feeling better and way to screen your calls! Exhausting boys are only good in one capacity and it sure as hell isn't on the phone.

     
  • At 2:11 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Jefe here, I was just trying to figure out a business to make a lot of money when I thought I saw that you posted. I hope you don't care that I'm not a hot girl, but I don't think you want a lot to do with Anthony. It is hard to be Plato's Man of Action of the phone, but I figure you'll clue me in on that.

     
  • At 11:04 AM , Blogger 123Valerie said...

    It's like ya'll can read my mind: I'm glad you agree because I don't want to call him back. He had the nerve to tell ME I was low energy because, "You don't seem to talk very much."

    I wasn't able to squeeze a word, nay a syllable, in edgewise.

    FC&F, I've been thinking about your Vegas trip--I love Cirque Du Soleil. It blows my mind that people can be so bendy.

    I am feeling better, AW, thanks for asking. I perked up just in time to make myself sick again with too much stuffing. Actually, I was quite moderate. My family doesn't drink much, so I saved a bunch of calories right there. Go me.

    Hola Jefe, you can be an honorary hot girl. It's more of a mentality than anything else. It's obvious we all have the physical goods but we are a triple threat because we're also smart and horny. Welcome to the club.

    My parents suggested I freelance and write people's Christmas cards and holiday newsletters. A bit late this year, perhaps, but my folks seem to think there's a market for that.

     
  • At 7:51 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I don't know if there's a market or not. A few problems that I see are who does the mailing, and how do you find these people? Where do you advertise for them? What do you charge? Just thinking. I'll do a little more thinking.

    And tell AW that I always practice conservation of energy, it's that viagra/valium thing.

     
  • At 8:19 PM , Blogger 123Valerie said...

    Craig's List and Classifieds, Jefe. We write the copy, they do the mailing.

    "Dear McNamara Family:

    Tommy is enjoying his stay at the Great Neck Penitentiary. He is developing tolerance for other cultures and enjoying some new-found creative expression in arts and crafts.

    Julia married (again) another nice fellow. Their union has allowed us free oil changes at the Lube 'N Go for as long as they're together.

    Joe and I just got back from Cabo San Lucas. Luckily, the jury realized that he was "not guilty" of improprity toward as minor. Small holiday miracles! :)"

    Something like that is what imagine. Or, maybe not so much.

     
  • At 12:37 AM , Anonymous April said...

    Speaking of exhausting boys, being horny & very bendy . . . I had a wonderful Thanksgiving in CAK! There was (of course) NO conservation of energy for this holiday "overnight!" ;) Oh, & Val, the fog was sooo thick that night I couldn't drive home. darn!

     
  • At 10:06 AM , Blogger 123Valerie said...

    Oohweee, Ms. April. You need to call me, girlfriend.

    I assume you got very bendy with our favorite pilot? (Not Double A kids. Different favorite pilot).

     
  • At 12:18 PM , Anonymous April said...

    It was indeed our favorite "fly boy"! He is my only real addiction - bad, bad, bad...but so good!
    Stories like this are like good wine - better when shared with friends! I'll call you on the way home from work.

     

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