I Went Back to Ohio

Bad blogger. Bad I say!

So, Hi. No worries--NOT in coma, NOT blasted into space, NOT mad at you (though you know what you did).

I'm here. I'm queer. Get used to it.

Wait ... What?

In any case, I've been zipping around the midwest. And farting. You can read about that here.

I've also been lowing the mawn. (That will be funny to exactly three of you.)

And, boy, was that dog yums! (That will be funny to exactly one of you.)

Big shout outs to Very Gay Mark, Kristina Hotpants and My Dear Kirstin for being bodacious hosts. All of my lurve, and I promise I didn't fart on your sheets.

In the Comments Section, tell me where you've been.