123Valerie Strikes Again

Unprecedented Self-Indulgence.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

I Went Back to Ohio

Bad blogger. Bad I say!

So, Hi. No worries--NOT in coma, NOT blasted into space, NOT mad at you (though you know what you did).

I'm here. I'm queer. Get used to it.

Wait ... What?

In any case, I've been zipping around the midwest. And farting. You can read about that here.

I've also been lowing the mawn. (That will be funny to exactly three of you.)

And, boy, was that dog yums! (That will be funny to exactly one of you.)

Big shout outs to Very Gay Mark, Kristina Hotpants and My Dear Kirstin for being bodacious hosts. All of my lurve, and I promise I didn't fart on your sheets.

In the Comments Section, tell me where you've been.



  • At 8:49 PM , Blogger Kay said...

    I'm glad the trip went so well! (Aside from the whole farting thing.)

    Hmm... where have I been? I've been right here the whole time. I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

  • At 9:09 PM , Anonymous Kirstin said...

    I am sitting here trying to figure out the third person that would find that funny...Does Marc read your blog? Even if he does I do not think that he would find it nearly as funny as I did. I found it both odd and hilarious that I (and you I think) knew what he was saying so much sooner than the guys. Either we are more fluent in drunk or just smarter. I'm go with smarter!! :)JK It was so nice to see you and equally as nice to meet AJ. It was good to see you so happy !! I hope White Castle lived up to all the hype!!!

  • At 10:14 PM , Blogger Kristin said...

    Um, NYC? Minnesota and Duseks Bakery. Soon to be Herndon. I lead such an exciting life... Glad you're back, beautiful.

  • At 4:22 AM , Blogger Akelamalu said...

    Sounds like a great trip.

    I've been to Egypt.

  • At 7:42 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    awwww, sounds so nice. Welcome back! btw, I've been no where, doing a lot of nothing much.

  • At 8:01 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I've been to the islands man!!!

  • At 2:01 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Welcome back Valerie!

    I've been home taking care of my newborn! Finally got him out of me! Yeesh.

  • At 4:42 PM , Blogger Scottsdale Girl said...

    Silver City NM.


  • At 3:12 PM , Blogger Stacy Sheer said...

    I am glad you've been gone because I haven't exactly been keeping up with you, we're still just getting to know each other.
    I find "lowing the mawn" hysterically funny, so make it 4?
    Happy you are still being happy.

  • At 4:55 PM , Blogger HAR said...

    I haven't missed you because this is my first trip here.
    I have been to the beach and to my homefront which is nothing special.

  • At 7:22 AM , Blogger Louise Frank said...

    I found 'lowing the mawn' funny too, because I'm always saying I'm off to 'lawn the mow' - so make that five!

  • At 12:47 PM , Blogger Spellbound said...

    Just farting around the house, but off to Denver in two weeks. When are you on stage again? I promised not to miss you again and would like to make plans.

  • At 7:20 PM , Blogger emertron said...



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