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My deepest apologies to any of yins who stopped over and saw a giant picture of 123Valerie covered in blazing locks staring you down, all menacing like.
As some of you noted, I did finally update my profile picture, but as many of you know, to do so Blogger requires a super-complicated process where you have to post the profile picture somewheres, then hunt down a wart hog as a sacrifice to the photo gods, say a native Mandarin prayer and present your case for changing your picture before a coven of Wiccan elders who each are missing their pinky, standing on one foot.
And then you have to do that thing where you whistle with two fingers in your mouth. That's what tripped me up.
I did not mean to leave a big, scary photo of myself up. In fact, I have many, many nice photos of myself and others in a fuzzy pink coat that I had hoped to post, but I've had enough Blogger picture fun to last me until at least Friday morning.
It's all good in the hood here, busy and what-not but, seriously, where in the hoo-diddly have some of ya'll been, my pretties? I've got to clear away the cobwebs when I log on your sites. You know who you are. You better post sumpin' soon, is all I'm sayin. My brain cell isn't going to entertain itself.
In the Comments section, tell me what your latest post is about. Thanks!
As some of you noted, I did finally update my profile picture, but as many of you know, to do so Blogger requires a super-complicated process where you have to post the profile picture somewheres, then hunt down a wart hog as a sacrifice to the photo gods, say a native Mandarin prayer and present your case for changing your picture before a coven of Wiccan elders who each are missing their pinky, standing on one foot.
And then you have to do that thing where you whistle with two fingers in your mouth. That's what tripped me up.
I did not mean to leave a big, scary photo of myself up. In fact, I have many, many nice photos of myself and others in a fuzzy pink coat that I had hoped to post, but I've had enough Blogger picture fun to last me until at least Friday morning.
It's all good in the hood here, busy and what-not but, seriously, where in the hoo-diddly have some of ya'll been, my pretties? I've got to clear away the cobwebs when I log on your sites. You know who you are. You better post sumpin' soon, is all I'm sayin. My brain cell isn't going to entertain itself.
In the Comments section, tell me what your latest post is about. Thanks!
Labels: how does that guy always where jeans to work out in, poor misunderstood folks, the chaffing must be unbearable
10 Comments:
At 7:27 AM , Nosjunkie said...
my newest post is about sex.
I wish you would post a pic that one can actually see what you look like
not that I dont totally love the red locks
At 9:46 AM , Anonymous said...
Is the coven still in session?
At 11:47 AM , Diva said...
The Blogger picture gods are a pain in my butt. They do not cooperate and I can't whistle.
On the bright side, I'm glad I stumbled onto your little corner of the web. Having a ball reading it.
At 12:43 PM , paperback reader said...
Saying "I'm Wiccan" is a good way to end conversations, Earth Goddess.
At 2:51 PM , Lorelai236 said...
I wanna see the 157 photos we took on Saturday ;)
At 3:19 PM , CamiKaos said...
my latest post is about google searches that lead to my sight, my next one is a vlog about ME stuff.
I want to see the pink fuzzy coat. pink good. fuzzy good. coat good. Must be good.
At 8:26 PM , Deborah said...
My latest post is on how much fun I'm having turning 30. The amount of wine I drank before writing it made my outlook much rosier.
And you just nailed the reason I don't have a pic in my blogger profile. If they wanted to see my picture, they'd make it easier on me. Because one of my greatest failings is that I cannot whistle with my fingers.
At 10:35 PM , Anonymous said...
Dinosaur farts and awards. You know, things that make me smile.
At 1:40 PM , Anonymous said...
I came across your blog and have been laughing ever since.
My post today is about Hannibal Lector and Jehovah's Witness. You know, the usual Friday lame stuff.
At 2:47 PM , Anonymous said...
Yay Sex! Photos por vu, miss Nos.
I be YOU can whistle, Franki.
Thank you, Diva. I'm glad you're here too.
PAD, You just wait--I'm gonna make you chant with me in a healing circle.
L, let's see if we can top these this weekend!
CamiK, I think you're good.
Deb, that's my secret to happiness, too, honey.
Pool, I'll say it again: I just lurve you.
Welcome Suze. I just got a craving for some chianti.
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