Online and Off My Rocker

Me: Hi. I appreciate that you write so openly about your sexual nature in your profile. I agree with you that all sex is natural ... provided there are no animals or children.

Travis313: Yeah, I mean as long as there are no real children. Role play can be cool, though.

Me: [complete pause in the typing while I make that "eww" face at my computer screen.] No. Not like that, it can't. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

So, the online dating continues. I had a lovely date tonight--Doug_From_Pittsburgh. Not a love connection as of yet, but most certainly a "like" connection.

Odd, though, I have another meet 'n greet tomorrow at the same restaurant where Doug_From_Pittsburgh and I went--I wonder if the wait staff will think I'm a hussy? Before tonight's date, the last time I went to said restaurant, #1Laura and I left our numbers for two of the dudes who worked there. Because we are classy like that.

My note read something like, "U R hot. Call me!" I can't imagine why I never heard from the curly-haired waiter in section 3. It could have been so beautiful ...

I'll keep yins posted on this weekend's remaining dates if you promise to keep Travis313 far, far, far away from me. For the record, role playing in any scenario is never cool, (it might be sexy, but not cool) but especially when it involves pretending fornication with a child. 123V has spoken, and it is so.

In the Comments section, tell me if you've ever found love or like or lust from a Web site. I need a pep talk, my pretties.