123Valerie Strikes Again

Unprecedented Self-Indulgence.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Driving Reigns

On the road again. Just can't wait to get on the road again.

Yes, your favorite red-headed stranger is wandering yet again. I'm on my way to Connecticut to visit my lovely Adelka Ann and Justino this weekend, kids. I have some major ants in my pants these days, which is far, far better than crabs, let me tell you.

I just feel so alive when I'm traveling, and while I enjoy any form of movement—planes and trains are just dandy—I prefer automobiles. I write my best songs when I'm on the open road and, at the risk of repeating myself, I lurve me some Corn Nuts, which I can only find at select truck stops in the Northeast part of the country.

So, that is where I will be but you, my lovelies, will be in my heart, as always. Or in my pants keeping the ants company—your choice.

In the Comments section, tell what's in your pants these days.

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  • At 6:00 PM , Blogger CamiKaos said...

    in my pants are my knickers which are in a twist because I need to finish my damn novel for NaNoWriMo.

    Enjoy some BBQ cornnuts for me!!!

  • At 10:05 PM , Blogger Woodrow said...

    A weiner.

  • At 11:10 PM , Blogger pistols at dawn said...

    I used to eat Corn Nuts almost daily, until my boss yelled at me because he apparently was massively allergic to the smell. They do smell terrible, making them incompatible with love, and therefore the perfect snack treat for me.

    And what's in my pants? Just about anyone who asks nicely.

  • At 10:01 AM , Blogger country roads said...

    ha! I don't know that asking nicely is even required...

    have a good trip!

  • At 11:30 AM , Blogger Johnny DC said...

    A red pen.

  • At 10:30 PM , Blogger WendyB said...

    Just my ass. Oh, and legs and some other parts.

  • At 5:18 PM , Anonymous krok2 said...

    I had a physical last week and I started to wonder if women Doctors give men physicals. I don't think it would be a good idea but then I was thinking about discrimination rules. Your pants thing got me thinkin.


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