123Valerie Strikes Again

Unprecedented Self-Indulgence.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Not Vegas, Baby

Just because you add "vegas" to the end of your city's name does not make it cool. Now, Flat Coke and Flies opened my eyes to the whole "Nashvegas" designation, and I'm on board with that.

But, seriously, despite two different peoples' best attempts, "Charvegas" does not make Charlotte sound super cool, nor does "Philavegas" work for Philly.

It just doesn't jive, kids.

In other news, I'm getting a jump on my New Year's resolutions and top of the list is: Wear more side ponytails.

I wish I was making that up, but they suit my profile and the fact that the back of my head is as flat as a plate. Swear to Pete.

Also on the list: Meet more bloggers. Thanks to Hilary the Guy, Miss Laaw-yuhr and Chris, who sarcastically likes things about the universe, for braving potential awkwardness and knife fights (seriously) to meet 123V and Lorelai.

To answer your questions, yes we all got drunk and made out, then we got tattoos together. Okay, that's not true. Well, the drunk part is. But, sad to say, there was no making out, despite my best showing in my "Boob Dress." (The black one with the pink polka dots, Schmegs.)

The important part to note is that these cats are cool, and it should serve as a wonderful reminder that bloggy friendships can lead to real, live friendships, my pretties. 'Member that.

Okay, gotta jet. I'm sure there's some crappy reality show that I'm missing right now.

In the Comments section, tell me if you got to make out with anyone or show your boobs this weekend.



  • At 9:16 PM , Blogger EsLocura said...

    I didn't make out or show off my boobs, damn, I need a life!

  • At 9:59 PM , Blogger pistols at dawn said...

    I gotta say, knifefights are a mood killer. It's tough to say, "Hey, that dude's gonna cut someone. Speaking of 'cut,' let's cut to the chase and make out."

    Also, I think your boobs drew attention from every dude who walked by. Don't you go doubting their power.

  • At 1:46 AM , Blogger Nosjunkie said...

    My boods are sunburnt so I suppose I did

  • At 1:58 AM , Blogger CamiKaos said...

    I think a weekend is more noteworthy if I DON'T show off my boobs.

    this weekend was not noteworthy in that sense.

  • At 8:47 AM , Blogger country roads said...

    ha! sadly no. Didn't even get to see any. What a total waste.

  • At 9:59 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Does showing boobs to my husband count? He saw them a lot this weekend. Infact, he saw them more this weekend then he has in a month, that lucky bastard.

  • At 11:34 AM , Blogger emertron said...


    If you visit Boston ever, we can meet, get very drunk & sing karaoke or something equally as awesome.

  • At 11:59 AM , Blogger 123Valerie said...

    Es L, I need to get down to the PR--they'll be boobs flying everywhere!

    H, you're right. I've just got to keep my faith in the important things: God, love and my breasts.

    Nos, yowch. Details, please.

    CamiK, you are way cool. That is all.

    CRJ, you should at least upgrade your cable package, mon friar.

    Pool, it most certainly does. What's the haps? Why all of the nookie?

    Em, what's this "if" business? When, my dear, when.

  • At 12:27 PM , Blogger lorelai236 said...

    Manchester, New Hampshire is fondly referred to as "ManchVegas"

  • At 12:44 PM , Blogger Woodrow said...

    Like I told her,

    "Are you serious? On opening weekend of deer season? See ya next week."

  • At 1:45 PM , Blogger 123Valerie said...

    The ManchVegas sounds like a sandwich I want to get to know intimately, Miss Lorelai--I bet it would have capicola and provolone. I like sandwiches, so ManchVegas gets my approval.

    Woodrow, your commitment to eradicating Mother Nature is commendable, but personally I would have been trying to tag another kind of ass.

  • At 4:32 PM , Blogger WendyB said...

    I showed the full monty to the dogs when I got out of the shower. They were sitting on the bathmat and staring at me. Perverts.

  • At 4:44 PM , Blogger 123Valerie said...

    Hey, girly dogs don't seem to mind when all of their lady bits are flopping about, I don't see why you should behave any differently than they do.

    Not that YOU flop about, of course. I'm sure you're very firm.

    Okay, now it's a little awkward.

  • At 11:58 PM , Anonymous Kirstin said...

    I did both!!! I met this VERY YOUNG cutie and went out Friday and Saturday. I mean that has to be some kind of record for me, two actual dates in one weekend. I think I have a date with another very young fella later this week. If it weren't for the classes I would love college!!!!


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